Trump Reads 2,000-page Spending Bill Carefully, Signs

Donald Trump, who is hosting the U.S. presidency this season, to the delight of reality TV fans everywhere, tweeted his adoring public that he was thinking of vetoing the 2000-plus-page spending bill Congress delivered to his desk. Then, having engaged in a careful reading of the bill situation, he changed his mind and signed — but for the last time! (Or something like that.)

Here’s a transcript of President Trump’s royal thought process:

Trump: Larry, if you were back on TV talking about me, what would you say if I signed this bill?

Kudlow: Before or after you signed?

Trump: After.

Kudlow: I’d say, “President Trump is always thinking ten steps ahead — brilliant!”

Trump: We’re going to get along just fine. Pen!

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