Enjoying the view from Limbo
Fox News hosted a fake presidential debate among a bunch of yokels who couldn’t get elected president if you offered all the voters in America free MAGA hats for going to the polls. The guy who stockpiles those hats in his gold bathroom, as camouflage for the boxes of national security documents he stole from the White House, was not present at the...
The Commission on Presidential Debates has adopted new rules for the next presidential debate, choosing to mute each candidate’s microphone during his opponent’s initial answer to each new question. That strikes me as a decent start, but I think the commission still has a long way to go to ensure the best possible debate environment for the American voters. Not only should Trump...
The citizens of the world — nay, the universe — are waiting with breathless anticipation (i.e., they are already dead) for the first titanic reality TV battle between Donald “The Dullard” Trump and Joe “Jughead” Biden. For those of you, however, who, like this author, no longer count yourselves among the citizens of the universe, I provide the following premonitory review of the...
During the second Democratic Party presidential debate (depending on how you count them), someone named John Delaney apparently had the audacity to suggest that many candidates were throwing around promises like candy, rather than accepting the limitations of government action and economic realities. Against Delaney’s daring introduction of common sense into a de facto rally of the Communist Party USA — as if...
Now that the dust has settled, if you want to know everything worth knowing about the double whammy of Democratic debates that recently swept through America, but lack the stupidity to waste your time actually watching that bunch of nitwits pitch poverty and desolation to the masses, then I recommend this brief but, I daresay, exhaustive analysis:
Things move so fast in communism that we’ve barely had time to digest the first half of the first Democratic debate before the second half is over and done with. Thus, before getting into the nitty-gritty on the big showdown between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, let us take a moment to review the preview, shall we? Episode I: The Phantom Menace As...
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