Meet the Leader of the Free World
Today, President Donald J. Trump sat on his toilet, which in this case is exactly the right location, and typed out the following missive to the world:
Congratulations to President Xi and the Chinese people on the 70th Anniversary of the People’s Republic of China!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 1, 2019
I will pass no further comment, because if you are reading this and require an explanation, you are presumably too young or too mentally deficient to understand what I am saying anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the leader of the free world, as of October 1st, 2019.
And by the way, an eighteen-year-old protester was shot by police in Hong Kong today.