Category: 2020 U.S. Election

The Death of Citizenship

Back in the fall of 2011, when the world was more innocently dying, the last bastion of liberty was led by a Marxist president, the erstwhile constitutionalist movement known as the Tea Party had not yet been “crushed” (Mitch McConnell’s vow) by the Republican Party establishment as it would be crushed five years later with the Trumpian Hammer, and I was busily insinuating...

Exposed! Americans Are Sheep!

Ted Cruz chaired a deeply important hearing in the U.S. Senate on a theme sure to win him favor with the Trump cult, which of course is the chief motivation for everything he has done for the past two and a half years. Continuing his paternalistic, optics-mongering vendetta against the big internet companies, Cruz “proved” what everyone already knew, namely that Google rigs...

Progressive Nostalgia — and a Timely Summer Reading Suggestion — from Kamala Harris

For people whose education began and ended in public school, “summer reading” typically means celebrity gossip rags, romance novels, or spy thrillers. For those, however, who somehow salvaged a portion of their minds from the State’s spiritual mass production process, summer is often a great opportunity to dig into more substantial fare, such as that big “difficult” book you’ve been meaning to get...

Democratic Debate Night: The Clearest Synopsis

Now that the dust has settled, if you want to know everything worth knowing about the double whammy of Democratic debates that recently swept through America, but lack the stupidity to waste your time actually watching that bunch of nitwits pitch poverty and desolation to the masses, then I recommend this brief but, I daresay, exhaustive analysis:

Democratic Debate Night(s)!!

Things move so fast in communism that we’ve barely had time to digest the first half of the first Democratic debate before the second half is over and done with. Thus, before getting into the nitty-gritty on the big showdown between Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, let us take a moment to review the preview, shall we? Episode I: The Phantom Menace As...

Democratic Debate Night!

The Democratic Party’s first presidential debate for the 2020 Election will be held in just a couple of hours, as of this writing. There are, as of this writing, seventy-one declared candidates, spanning thirty-two identity groups (forty-six if we include all those of Elizabeth Warren which are, as of this writing, still in arbitration); however, only ninety-four of the candidates will be participating...

The Reports of Terrible Trump Polls Obviously True

Last week, someone leaked internal White House polling that showed Trump in trouble against the Democrats in many contested states, including some that he won in 2016. Trump first claimed there were no such polls — in other words, he lied — and then the GOP circled the wagons and declared that they had some “new” internal polling that showed him doing very...